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The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.
I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.
by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010
A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
by Jeff Jarrett February 05, 2006
A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
by UDFanNJ August 20, 2006
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