vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.
I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.
by Apec June 26, 2011
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