1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.
2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.
Used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.
Man 2: No wait a minute. Ya she's just a SOFA, better not.
Refers to a shirt or sweater that is long enough to cover a woman's hips where she thinks this will disguise the fact that her ass is huge
A man so afflicted with the phenomena has a penchant for irrationally believing oneself morally superior or basic self-esteem issues from childhood.
"You spiteful SOFA I wish I believed it sooner!"