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An ancient Greek philosopher, founder of the socratic method. Socrates is pronounced "so-CRA-tease" not "SOCK-ruh-tis". Most people don't realise this and don't care to.
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Socrates was an ancient Greek philosopher who is widely credited for laying the foundation for Western philosophy. Rubin: "Socrates - he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all."
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An ancient greek philosopher who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized western thinking, and was known for asking "why" in many discussions.He was convicted and put to death for corrupting the youth in Athens, during which he cooperated with the law, and did not denying his beliefs. He is also known for being the teacher of Plato "I know you won't believe me, but the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others."
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The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing. Socrates obviously knows that it's you.
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Going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. They take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth. And some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. These other definitions have no place here. We have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates. Derek: "Hey, remember that time when you were totally fucking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?"
Saul: "I wasnt that drunk, I mean what is drunk anyways? Is it five beers, or fifteen? Is it being loud and having fun, or passed out pissing yourself?" Derek: "Oh god, its socrates again..." |
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The noblest and the wisest and most just. Socrates, I still wait for a philosopher king.
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An ancient Greek sophist who claimed to be a philosopher. It is often overlooked by the general homophobic public that Socrates' dialogs were often erotic in nature. Socrates was in general an asshole.
Pretentious first year university student:
Have you heard of the genius that is Socrates? Normal person: You mean that guy who liked to have butt sex while asking too many questions? |
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