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5.
A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.
DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY
by AWESOMESAUCE January 19, 2013
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1.
Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
by Honest Abe March 24, 2005
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2.
A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Stinky Pears is a sock monkey
by Taco January 30, 2004
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3.
a very "out of the loop" innocent person.
"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?
by peppermintpatty1994 July 15, 2009
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4.
A Ho that like to do crack!
she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!
by Show February 06, 2005
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6.
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
by scumqueen October 21, 2005
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7.
A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
by Suzy Creamcheeze July 09, 2009
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