The act of masturbating through a chat interface with a partner whom you have met online. You can use text, video or voice chat.
"Christine, you are getting me so horny would you like to start a social masturbation session?"
"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."
"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."
by Brittaphile August 20, 2013
when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.
by Jejejejeja September 4, 2009
The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.
You don't have any friends.
Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.
No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.
Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.
No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.
by Dvorak Typist April 15, 2009
by wonderfultaco March 14, 2011
"I look so awesome today" - Liking this comment with a thumbs up beneath it on Facebook or retweeting comment on Twitter is Social Media Masturbation.
by Mistress Weber March 30, 2011
Abbreviated as SMM
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
The posting of images or statuses to satisfy oneself on social media and gain attention, as opposed to posting anything genuine or important.
by Bearded Prikk October 28, 2022
Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
by bateworld March 14, 2020