A tacky alcoholic beverage which blatantly and shamelessly exchanges the value of the hard work and dedication of those who want positive social change for a frighteningly-rapid ethanol
-1 part "joose
" filler (energy drink, fruit juice, kool-aid, etc.)
-17 parts liquor
Person 1: "I believe that I can bring a measure of social justice to this town that it has not seen before."
Person 2: "Pshaw. Forget 'justice'. Let's go get crunk
on some social Juice-tice!"