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12.
A chemical that when smoked gets you EXTREMELY fucked up.
Girl 1: Hey what happened last night.

Girl 2: I don't remember anything after I smoked that soap. It fucked me up.

Girl 1: it's not the only thing that fucked you.
by Annlyssa February 06, 2011
 
1.
Something you better not drop in jail!
John dropped the soap, and bubba played him like an untuned piano.
by Roshi April 27, 2003
 
2.
An abbreviation for "Same Opposite Always Positive" used in math to simplify the process of factoring polynomials.

SOAP refers to whether the sign before a variable should be positive or negative.
(a^3+b^3) = (a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)
(a^3-b^3) = (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)

Wayne, are you ready for the math test next period?
Aw man! I'm such a chode stroker, I never learned how to use soap. I'm going to fail!
by BillyGile August 23, 2010
 
3.
Don't drop this at all. In your home, on a vacation, ESPECIALLY not in prison. When you pick it up, you will most likely expose your asshole, which in turn will cause a sweaty fat gay pig to hold you down and rape the fuck out of ya. THe best thing to do is to either use a soap on a rope, or RUN LIKE A SHIT before it hits the ground.
Guy 1- Oops.
Pig- Your soap dropped nigga. Pick it up.
by Proctor Protector April 11, 2006
 
4.
A chemical agent, designed to cleanse one of his/her external filth, thus removing all outside suspicion of one’s internal grime.
Examples of soap include: Irish Spring, Ivory, Dial, Zest etc.
by nethcev! August 23, 2006
 
5.
A type of writing AP Language and Composition teachers like to ask you to do for a book during summer. SOAPS stands for subject, occasion, audience, purpose, and speaker.

Subject - What is this about?

Occasion- What happened to cause this to be said/written? Why was it recorded?

Audience- Who is the intended audience?

Purpose- Why was this spoken/written? What purpose does it serve?

Speaker- Who is the speaker or author?

All in all, SOAPS gives students hell.
Joe: FUCK! I have to finish my SOAPS for AP Language and Composition!

Nick: Damn dude. GL. School is tomorrow. It took me like 8 hours!

Joe: DAMN SOAPS!!!!
by kwokings033 May 17, 2010
 
6.
1. Fake crack.
2. Derived from the fact that crack is often counterfeited with soap.
3. Anything that is sold as crack but is not.
Fred went to get a 20 rock and ended up smoking soap.
by Ford Lawnmower October 20, 2007
 
7.
Short for Snakes on A Plane. A movie staring Samuel L. Jackson in which an assassin releases hundreds of snakes on a plane in order to kill a witness.
From the movie s.o.a.p:

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
by Snorp March 29, 2006