Nobody uses the art forums.
The spam forum is such a set of injokes that if you aren't a memeber of the "Clique" as it's been grown to be called, You're lost for a while until someone finally updates Wikipedia.
As for the members of these forums, they can be classified into 3 simple groups and 0101010101010101010101010 1010101 complex groups.
The Aforementioned "Clique"
As for every time some "popular group" "goes too far" there is a supposed "resistance" against the supposed "clique"
People who think that anyone believes in the other two are insane.
But there are no sane people.
The Staff is believed to be one of four things:
1. "The Clique"
2. "Lazy retards"
3. 1 and 2
Otherwise the place is fresher than Bel Air and more kickass then Chuck Norris.
PIME TARADOX X 2! We return safely!
"You have 5 minutes to run or you're trapped here forever and you'll like it and hate it at the same time."
Many are already there, many think they're married to fictional characters from the videogame: Sonic The hedgehog.
Though many are now no longer into sonic, but have graduated to full-fledged furfags. Their leader, a 20-something jew, guides them into a future of lolocausts and "fursecution", like a furry Moses with his jesus stick.
The anatomy of the common SOAH'er is a large swollen abdomen bisected by a thorax and have large mandibles which they use to carry food 10 times their weight to their "Ego God" So their deity, can lay eggs to further expand the populace.
It is said there is a group of inhabitants that rebel against the norm, but little evidence has been found, many have been sacrificed at the temple of no0bism.
Relationships on SOAH tend to come and go much like crosstown traffic, which leads to incredibly hilarious lulz and drama and Serious Internets Business.
The only person to escape SOAH with minimal injury was George Zimmer. I guarantee it(tm).
Many bothans have died to give you this information.
"..you dont want to know."