SoaH is one of the more modern drugs of the cyber generation. Although many people find SoaH to be a bit too no-nonsense and judgemental for them, it's popularity is slowly growing throughout the Sonic cult community.
SoaH is NOT a gateway drug, although it is infamous for it's extremely high addiction rate.
"Even after a month of SoaH Users Anonymous, I just still can't break the habit. Most people think that rich, classy people don't do this kinda stuff, but that isn't the truth."
Used to be a nice little community until a certain few people came along and corrupted the damn place. Now n00bs run amuck, and SoaH became one of the crappiest Message Boards in existance. It is highly recommended that you stay far away from this place.
Wow, I can't believe how shitty SoaH is now..
A cesspool of underaged failures of life who go on about pointless shit and start drama wars. It is said many of inhabitants are sonic fans, which are nothing more than furry
larvae who have yet to come to terms that they're headed for a dead end life of general faggotry
Many are already there, many think they're married to fictional characters from the videogame: Sonic The hedgehog.
Though many are now no longer into sonic, but have graduated to full-fledged furfags
. Their leader, a 20-something jew, guides them into a future of lolocaust
s and "fursecution", like a furry Moses with his jesus
The anatomy of the common SOAH'er is a large swollen
abdomen bisected by a thorax
and have large mandibles
which they use to carry food 10 times their weight to their "Ego God" So their deity, can lay eggs
to further expand the populace
It is said there is a group of inhabitants
that rebel against the norm, but little evidence has been found, many have been sacrificed
The worst goddamn forum in the entire internet. Yes that includes 4chan. SoaH attracts every moron, douchebag, pervert and spammer you can imagine. And the mods sit back and do nothing.
SoaH has been a lot of things over the years. To be purly honest, it's the original heroes from the earliest boards that keep it where is is, and have held onto the flavour of the site. It's maintained by Ego God, and is primarily a Sonic the Hedgehog fan site hosted by Gamespy's planet system. They've got music from every game, a few videos, fan-games, and lots of hosted sprite comics. You come for the pie, but then get sucked into the forums which keeps you there forever. Even after frickin colledge, while you're a starving artist/writter in the streets, kind of forever.
I'm a good one. So is Zin, Ego and Hyper... Hell the whole Coap team is like this. SoaH's like the dial-home number.
SoaH is an acronym for "Shadow of a Hedgehog", a "Sonic-Centered" ; message board. Now the Sonic areas are primarily used to bitch about how "Old Games = Better" and are now a skeptic's heaven. The gaming forums is a typical "HOW I DEFEND HALO?" versus "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDG E RACER" versus "RE-VE-LOUTION" fight, but everyone comes to the conclusion that the winner of the generation is indeed the PS2.
Nobody uses the art forums.
The spam forum is such a set of injokes that if you aren't a memeber of the "Clique" as it's been grown to be called, You're lost for a while until someone finally updates Wikipedia.
As for the members of these forums, they can be classified into 3 simple groups and 0101010101010101010101010 1010101 complex groups.
The Aforementioned "Clique"
As for every time some "popular group" "goes too far" there is a supposed "resistance" against the supposed "clique"
People who think that anyone believes in the other two are insane.
But there are no sane people.
The Staff is believed to be one of four things:
1. "The Clique"
2. "Lazy retards"
3. 1 and 2
Otherwise the place is fresher than Bel Air and more kickass then Chuck Norris.
PIME TARADOX X 2! We return safely!
A casual lead in to a statement or question.
The hybrid of so
and interjection ah
Mike: So aah.. when are you going to read that manga I gave you last year?
Brian: Shut up.
One of the most popular Sonic fan communities, also grown into an "All-around" community. It's still Sonic based to the roots, but it has a little bit of everything. It's got it's ups and downs, such as the horrid people that insult people on a daily basis, and complain about the forums being horrid, but it's never meant to be taken seriously, as they just live to insult people. Most people who act horrid to others usually are veterans of the original site, who just hate all the new comers. But of course, there is still people among SoaH that are veterans of the old boards, that are kind to everyone, unless proven that they don't deserve kindness. Most examples come from a few of the moderators and admins, and the well known "Old Skool" members. Mind you, spelling and grammar go a long, long way. And a good attitude is bound to get you accepted and welcomed into the community.
SoaH: Never meant to be taken seriously.