Top Definition
The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.
Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.
by SusieQ July 29, 2008

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