snowboat 

When you flex the same thing over and over again

"Yo look at my new watch"
"You've shown me this 3 times, absolute snowboat."

snowboat by ib11 June 24, 2024

showboat 

1. to behave in showy, flamboyant way

2. a showy, flamboyant person

It's his showboat behavior that makes Americans look bad.

showboat by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2011

Snowbatical 

A leave of absence from full-time employment to maximize one's time engaging in snow sports.

Related: funemployment

No, I haven't lined up another job yet, I'm taking a snowbatical first.

Snowbatical by jessicers December 2, 2010

snowboarding 

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.

Snowboarding is as good as sex

snowboarding by brendan March 20, 2004

Fucking Snowboarder 

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.

Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"

Fucking Snowboarder by James Scarper March 30, 2012

snowboarding 

refers to the action of snorting a line of cocaine off a man's erect genitalia

"'Dude a girl at the club was totally snowboarding me last night'
'Man, that must've been a short line of cocaine."'

snowboarding by SheSleepsIStrike February 13, 2014

slowboatism 

The verb form of slowboat.

The mannerisms of a slowboat.

"Josh, you continue to argue that the earth is flat. Does your slowboatism know no bounds?"

slowboatism by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018