I bought a pair of snow panties so my crotch doesn't ... clam up... when it gets so cold out.
Thank god I remembered my snow panties! If I had to wear his stanky stank long johns with the front penis fly I'd never sleep in this blizzard!
(as a pun)
Dude, I heard that chic is so frigid she's got the snow panties on in the summer brah. Stray away!