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snortin the sofa 

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

snortin crack

This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.
Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.
snortin crack by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Swedish Snorkling 

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.
Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.

dutch snorting

During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.
When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.
dutch snorting by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010

Power Slothing 

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.
This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.