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A cross between snore and an oink (like a pig).
Do you hear that? What is it?

That's just Scamp, he's snorking!
by Trashy'sMom May 01, 2009
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Derived from "Social Networking." The act of using social networking tools such as Facebook, Twitter, etc.
Once the bloggers had exchanges links, they snorked each other's posts, and thus, they were snorking.
by JJBettencourt September 09, 2011
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When practicing the Mormon act of soaking, you fall asleep and start snoring.
Snorking is for sleepers

Snorking, the Mormon, narcoleptic advice at planned parenthood.

Snorking, because soaking bores me to sleep
by Goatsnorker September 23, 2015
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by MattelToys October 10, 2008
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The act of strapping a dildo to the cranium (i.e the top of te head) and then running head first towards your partner (male or female) and the dildo penetrating and pleasuring them.
Adam: I heard you liked snorking?
Jamie: Yeah, I totally snorked your sister AND your mum last night.
by Lewbo October 27, 2011
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The art of Funneling (See Funneling) a tasty beverage, must be alcoholic, through a snorkel. Giggity!
I am going to be "Snorking" on a catamaran in Cuba, consuming "free" alcoholic beverages.
by Aged Punk March 10, 2012
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Snorking is the act of snorting faecal matter, usually following by a fit of vomiting. Associated more with the gay fraternity it is an act involving 2 parties
1: the snorker (the snorter of the faecal matter) and
2: the Snorkee (the provider of the ingredient).
Scottish slang.
1: Your a pure snorker so you are.
2: Yer Ma is snorking yer Da.
3: Am Gonnay snork the shit oot aye you.
by Zordan December 01, 2007
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