Top Definition
A black and white cat, with big eyes. If you look deeply into his eyeballs you will see your future and the love of your life. Snoris is also very lazy, and has a sensitive stomach.
"Hey Snoris, get down from there!"
"Silence! You're not my real mom!

"Hey Snoris, what are you doin'?"
"I'm pooping. Please leave me be, human."

"Hey Snoris, tell me my future."
"Look into my eyeballs."
by Apoplexius December 23, 2011

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