1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh?

2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page.

2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"

Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"

Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"

*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
by Raw Doggy June 16, 2010

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Why don't you look to your right and you'll see an ad about it.
If it isn't there, why don't you complain to google ads?
Right is this way if you don't know. Retard.
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Snorgtees are not funny. If you laugh at them, you're probably Bob Saget.
by -MC-Dreidel July 06, 2010

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A shirt company that thinks that having women with large titties modeling their t-shirts will justify the fact of how mindnumbingly not funny the shirts themselves are.
Person surfing UD: Wow look at the rack on that one! Nice, but its still not enticing enough for me to even consider purchasing one of those Snorgtees shirts. What a bad sales gimmick.
by Snorgtitties December 06, 2011

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A rubbish advert which has unfortunatly made it past urbandictionary.com
guy 1: What did you go on last night?

guy 2: Indiana Jones Wiki

guy 1: was it good?

guy 2: Yeah, it was interesting but I saw a snorgtees ad

guy 1: OOOOHHHH NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!! Snorgtees has made it onto other websites! It's spreading like a plague!

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A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.
FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"
by phubans September 01, 2010

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A T-Shirt company that advertises on Urban Dictionary quite often. They use unoriginal jokes, like Jason (the chainsaw killer) looking at a calender that says "Friday the 12th."

Oh, how funny.

Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
I saw another Snorg Tees ad today. It just showed a girl with huge boobs wearing a shirt that said "if zombies are coming, I'm tripping you." Really a turn-off, despite the huge boobs.
by plain goldfish January 25, 2011

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their shirt advertisments and looks are horrible but damn those girls wearing em are hot
snorgtees shirt: "Watermelons make everything better!"

o yes they do *drool*
by wats_a_pseudonym April 28, 2010

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