SnorgTees is a website that designs and sells relatively expensive novelty T-shirts and hoodies with cheap graphics and puns on them. You'll see the advertisements on UrbanDictionary and most likely think, "Huh. That's... interesting." and then click to see the other puns on their other shirts, eventually realising that because as they themself have admitted that they shit them out weekly, that maybe your I.Q. has lowered just slightly
They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.
There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday."
Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"
Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."
Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"
Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"
Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."
Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."
the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis
What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?
They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.
A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.
A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".
Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.
A T-shirt company with absolutely no dignity or real sense of business prowess whatsoever. They merely take any quotable line from a movie, tv or pop culture scene and place it on a basic teeshirt, thus attempting to take advantage of the stupidity and consumption need of the average human, having them spend $15 on something that impresses no one and merely helps them stand out as "don't talk to me, I suck."
snorgtees are a tshirt that quotes a line from 'The Office' and makes unearned profits from it.
The best shirts to wear if you're a retard (so people can instantly recognize you) .
non-retard: " hey, I bought you a t-shirt, from Snorgtees "
retard: " wow, thank you so much "
Annoying shit that constantly appears on the urban dictionary site advertising lame t-shirts.
Look at all of these damn snorgtees ads on this site.
1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh?
2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page.
2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"
Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"
Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"
*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
A rubbish advert which has unfortunatly made it past urbandictionary.com
guy 1: What did you go on last night?
guy 2: Indiana Jones Wiki
guy 1: was it good?
guy 2: Yeah, it was interesting but I saw a snorgtees ad
guy 1: OOOOHHHH NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!! Snorgtees has made it onto other websites! It's spreading like a plague!