by Rainbow Yoshi October 30, 2005
1. Taken from the Jay & Silent Bob routine from the Kevin Smith movies, "snootch" is short for "snootchy bootchy nootchies!" which Jay uses as a general reference for nearly everything. "Snootch" is typically a nonsensical declarative, similar to "dang" or "yes."
2. A Snootch is also a religious title given by people who have Snootchlust. In their passionate obsession with a Snootch, they constantly follow him around, chanting his name: "Snootch. Snootch."
3. A religious title for someone admired and respected so much that others hold the person in constant regard. {A radical obsession with Snootch.}
4. The religious fervor of a Snootch is called Snootchlust. People who are without normal, traditional religion find worship in a Snootch in order to pass their time and energy away.
5. A cult formed around a man named Snootch because he has led many to fawn over him constantly. {"Join the Snootch, as we obsess over Snootch! Snootch! Snootch!"}
6. People who obsess over a Snootch generally use negative or condescending words as an indication that they are embarassed to be less than and obsessed with a Snootch but don't want to let on in front of others.
2. A Snootch is also a religious title given by people who have Snootchlust. In their passionate obsession with a Snootch, they constantly follow him around, chanting his name: "Snootch. Snootch."
3. A religious title for someone admired and respected so much that others hold the person in constant regard. {A radical obsession with Snootch.}
4. The religious fervor of a Snootch is called Snootchlust. People who are without normal, traditional religion find worship in a Snootch in order to pass their time and energy away.
5. A cult formed around a man named Snootch because he has led many to fawn over him constantly. {"Join the Snootch, as we obsess over Snootch! Snootch! Snootch!"}
6. People who obsess over a Snootch generally use negative or condescending words as an indication that they are embarassed to be less than and obsessed with a Snootch but don't want to let on in front of others.
He has reached the level of Snootch. We must now follow him around and bait our breaths on every word that he utters. We cannot live without Snootch. We are nothing without Snootch. We NEED Snootch!
by Pfold Loves Snootch July 22, 2011
A coward who intentionally presents falsehood as fact, and is highly prone to unrelenting dogmatic zealotry when confronted with reality. Typically highly antisocial, to the point of being a sociopath. Snootches are nearly always impotent or otherwise sexually dysfunctional, and receive sexual gratification only by getting another person to admit that their numerous lies hold some degree of credibility.
by Slootch April 13, 2011
by Doobatron, the Marijuana Robot July 19, 2009
by Snootchie January 10, 2010
1. A peculiar area located on the college age female that, when stimulated, results in incredibly loud moans of pleasure. Stereotypically associated with waking up the neighbors and impressing your bros listening outside the door
2. Can also be used as an insult in the same spirit as "bitch"
Plural: Sneetch
2. Can also be used as an insult in the same spirit as "bitch"
Plural: Sneetch
Brock: See that girl over there?
Mac: Yeah?
Brock: I totally woke up the neighbors when I rocked her snootch last night.
or
"If he doesn't stop acting like a snootch, I'm going to fashion a bullwhip and go Indiana Jones on his ass!"
Mac: Yeah?
Brock: I totally woke up the neighbors when I rocked her snootch last night.
or
"If he doesn't stop acting like a snootch, I'm going to fashion a bullwhip and go Indiana Jones on his ass!"
by USDictionary May 22, 2014
by W34 January 6, 2018