" Im going to the Jersey Shore Bitch ! , one of the most funniest people known to man ! . does what ever the hell she wants but is smart about it .got socked in the face by some dumb ass and STILL looks pretty ! ,she RE-INVENTIDE the poof and rocks it like no other . she can get any man she wants. most of all looooooves pickkles ! ,nature is her #1 priority , she will do what ever it takes to save an animals life . she's hated by many , but that dont stop her from doing what she does best !

love you snook's <3 (:
" did you watch jersey shore ?! "
friend #1

" yess, did you see snooki kick her ass ?! "
friend #2

- laughs -
" yess, ajaja that was sooo funny "
friend #1

" whata snooki move ! "
friend #2

" EXACLY ,! "
- laughs -
friend #1
by jerseyshore <3 October 05, 2010

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That footcramp from Hell you get right before falling asleep that has the approximately same staying power as a cockroach. Generally only cured by standing back up out of bed again.
Bro 1: Bro, I was just about to pass out last night when I got the worst Snooki ever!
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.
by CTD87 August 02, 2016

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