A 4'9" oompa loompa whos is overly tan and likes to party
omg did you see snooki shes soo short!
1. A Grenade.
2. A Butter-Face
3. An oversized oompaloopa.
4. Puerto Rican
5. A disgrace to America.
6. A Hooker.
7. Your mom that left you up for adoption when you were born.
"Yo man, my mom is such a Snooki!"
-"yeah I heard"
"DOOD! Look at that grenade!"
"DOOD! Look at that butter-face!"
"Yo, that oompaloompa on Jersey Shore is obviously a Snooki."
Something or someone that seemed like a great idea but after a closer look a total disappointment.
what happened with those girls you went to talk to at the bar? Total snooki's man, not worth buying a drink.
A large, orange colored land mammal native to the state of New Jersey.
If you ever come into contact with this animal, you turn away, AND YOU RUN! RUN JOHNNY! SAVE YOURSELF! TELL KATIE I LOVE HER!
Tim: What the heck is that things?
Bobby: It's called a "Snooki".
Tim: What is it doing?
Bobby: ..... Look away son.
a slut with the biggest boobs you've ever seen. She loves to fight, party and have sex of course, they commonly live in Florida on a show called Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore is totally Snooki
A short, beautiful girl. She is very loud and obnoxious. Loves having a good time and going to the club.
Girl 1: Whoa, She is so short.
Girl 2: She is such a snooki
shes the leader of the jersey shore pack, with out her, jersey shore would be nothing. shes small and cute, not white or black, but tan, knows everything about pickles and shes the master of 'getting it in'. Shes always DTS (down to snuggle), and LOVES to smush. A true guidette.
Jenn- All you assholes that don't like Snooki or have something RUDE to say, can go fuck them selves and make everyone who does a sandwich, even is your not a broad. They can also apologize before Snooks gets The Situation, Vinny, Pauly D and Ron to gang beat they're sorry ass.