If you ever come into contact with this animal, you turn away, AND YOU RUN! RUN JOHNNY! SAVE YOURSELF! TELL KATIE I LOVE HER!
Bobby: It's called a "Snooki".
Tim: What is it doing?
Bobby: ..... Look away son.
Randy Marsh: What the hell is it?
Sizzler owner: They call it a Snooki, it's very famous.
Randy Marsh: Why?
Sizzler owner: I don't know!!!
Snooki: Snooki want smush-smush!
Mr. Stotch(Butters' dad): It's raping me!!!
Randy Marsh: Shoot it!!!
(guy shoots at Snooki with shotgun and misses)
(Snooki jumps out window)
Ex2: Kyle: What's that behind you?
Cartman: Nice try Kyle.
Kyle: No seriously, what is that?!
(Cartman turns around)
Cartman:Dude, What The Fuck Is That?!
Snooki: Snooki want smush-smush!!!
Cartman: GET IT OFF OF ME, IT'S RAPING ME!!!
Kyle: Oh god, guys get the hell out of here!
Kyle: Just get the hell out of here!
(Kyle transforms into Jersey alter-ego, Kylie-B)
Kylie-B: Get the fuck out of here ya piece of gahbage!
Snooki: (incoherent gibberish)
Kylie-B: You're muff cabbage! You got cabbage on your muff!
Snooki: (more incoherent gibberish)
(Kylie-B punches Snooki in the face)
(Snooki runs out crying)
Ex3: Mysterious Chinese Man: Remember, do not get your Snooki wet or feed it after midnight, unless you want it to turn into a Deena.
2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.