2. A real boner killer
3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).
2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction.
4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.
2. A Butter-Face
3. An oversized oompaloopa.
4. Puerto Rican
5. A disgrace to America.
6. A Hooker.
7. Your mom that left you up for adoption when you were born.
-"yeah I heard"
"DOOD! Look at that grenade!"
"DOOD! Look at that butter-face!"
"Yo, that oompaloompa on Jersey Shore is obviously a Snooki."
If you ever come into contact with this animal, you turn away, AND YOU RUN! RUN JOHNNY! SAVE YOURSELF! TELL KATIE I LOVE HER!
Bobby: It's called a "Snooki".
Tim: What is it doing?
Bobby: ..... Look away son.