1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore
. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly.
2. A real boner
3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).
1. Oh god Jersey Shore is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.
2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction
4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.
A slang word that describes any
girl from the Jersey Shore
Down on the Jersey Shore, there are from any given time, 100 to 1000 Snooki milling about
Oompa loompa in the making.
Who's real name is:Nicole Polizzi.xD
She was subsequently parodied in the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing", and is frequently caricatured on Saturday Night Live by actor Bobby Moynihan.
On September 30, 2010, it was announced that Polizzi would be writing a book entitled 'A Shore Thing'. It was released in January 2011 and describes her search for love on the boardwalk.
Did you SEE that Snooki?She looks so orange.o_o
A male or female that's unattractive, vulgar, attention-seeking, undeserving of praise and admiration and generally unlikeable.
"She's such a Snooki! I hate her!"
someone who if you dye blue
will look like a smurf
trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching
random person1: holly shit is that a smurf??
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
to get knocked out, punched, knock someone else out, or to be insanely drunk
man you were soooo snooki last night, you got kicked out of the bar!
Dirty pussy from any person giving u any disease or diseases
person1: Damn son i got some snooki last night now my dick is about to fall off
Person2: that snooki can kill u better get it checked out
see cum-dumpster, jizz-bag, fuck socket, com guzzling gutter slut. see also drunken moron
Bob, "do you see that drunken fuck socket over there?"
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."