1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly.

2. A real boner killer

3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).
1. Oh god Jersey Shore is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.

2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction.

4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.
by Gaaraofthedamned August 19, 2011
A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags.

If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.
Oh no, run everybody it's one of those Snooki's and it looks mighty hungry!!
by T_Vittle December 31, 2010
1) To Falcon Punch a hobbit/midget/halfling square in the chompers.
Went to the bar last night and Snooki got Snooki'd!!!
by Hyperaktivemind July 27, 2010
She puts the capital S in STD
sorry bro but that what you get when you fuck a Snooki
by T_Vittle December 31, 2010
a steaming, worthless pile of shit
Dude, I got ripped last night and ate a whole crave case from White Castle; you shoulda seen the Snooki I pinched off this morning.
by craigerzz7 December 19, 2010
A bouncy ball in a trucker hat
Person 1: "Is that a bouncy ball with a trucker hat?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's snooki"
by Jerz2010 September 11, 2010
A slang word that describes any girl from the Jersey Shore
Down on the Jersey Shore, there are from any given time, 100 to 1000 Snooki milling about
by TRAPSTAR550 August 13, 2010
A human punching bag, she is stupid, a whore, and looks orange. also is part of the worst, stupidest show on telivision
Oh yeah, Snooki got punched 4 times!!
by pandaeater October 20, 2010

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