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a term used to describe an overweight guidettewho possibly receives fashion advice from transvestite weekly. snooki scares the crap out of me
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| 1. | Snooki | ||
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n: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook Tom: You hear about Megan
Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys Tom: What a Snooki |
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v. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face. "Did you see that guy on 'Jersey Shore'; he totally snookied that bitch?"
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| 3. | Snooki | ||
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A mysterious creature long thought to be extinct until December of 2009. The Snooki is now very famous, but no one has any idea why. The wild Snooki is somewhere between 4-5 feet tall with dark orange skin and hair that is poofed up at the top, and speaks in incoherent gibberish. The Snooki has been spotted in seaside heights, New Jersey, Miami, Florida, and Florence Italy. While the origins of the Snooki are unknown, it claims to be of Italian descent and from New Jersey, but it is most likely of Mexican descent (this may explain the fabled chupacabra) and from New York. The wild Snooki is predatory in nature and ususlly hunts at sleazy night clubs that are overpopulated by spiky-haired, Ed Hardy wearing douchebags. The wild Snooki's preferred method of killing it's prey is to rape males(a ritual which it calls smush -smush), using it's myriad of STDs to kill them. The Snooki's diet is made up almost entirely of alcohol and semen. If attacked by a Snooki, the most effective way of getting rid of it is to punch it in the face. Recently, a creature thought to be related to the Snooki has been discovered, called the Deena. The Deena is similar to the Snooki in height and appearance,as well as mating and hunting rituals, except it's face resembles a gremlin and is known to perform "smush-smush" on both men and women. The most accepted theory on the origin of the Deena is that a Snooki will transform into a Deena either when it gets wet or is fed after midnight. more...
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(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule. I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.
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1) the action of a male punching an obnoxious, slightly oversized woman in the face 2) Narcissistic guidette on Jersey Shore This fat bitch was startin shit at the concert so i snooki'd her
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1. (n) A wanna-be-guidette whore WHO'S NOT EVEN HOT with a fake tan and dyed hair. Gives the glorious state of New Jersey a bad name. 2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag. Did you hear about that bitch Snooki getting punched in the face? She totally deserved it.
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a petite quidette, with the best hair poof and tends to be obnoxious. Damn that girl was such a snooki last night. I think i can only take small amounts of her at a time.
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