(N.) A person who is in the state of being embarassed while dropping a log in a public restroom when someone walks in.
When I walked in to the airport restroom, the man in the stall went silent. I then proceeded to pretend like I walked out but really I didn't. As soon as the door closed, it sounded like Mount St. Helens blew it's top and spewed out Bush's Family Style Baked Beans. I then yelled, "You facking Sniquer!"