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When a couple comes home after being in the car for a while, both having to urinate at the same time, instead of fighting over who goes first, the girl sits, and guy carefully aims between her legs.

A variation on Sniper is when you come in the door, call "Sniper" who ever calls it last is the sitter. This is dangerous, especially if the man calls slower, because girls cant aim and hover well, meaning the guy would probably get wet.
"Man, having only bathroom SUCKS we totally end up having to Sniper every day when we get home from work, because she wont let me pee in the tub"
by *sin* February 04, 2010
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1.
Hiding in a closet while two people are having sex and proceeding to beat off in the closet. Right before you're about to blow, it is the act of running out of the closet and busting a nut on them and then running away.
"You should of seen the look on their faces when I pulled the sniper on my roommate and his girlfriend"
by Rip April 04, 2004
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2.
1) a highly skilled Marksmen who uses his skills in Fieldcraft, Marksmanship, and will to survive to take the vital shot which could decide a battle
"One Shot, One Kill"

2) A member of a FPS team who uses a Rifle usually equiped with a Telescopic sight and picks off targets. They come in 2 varieties Newbs and Pro. Newbs tend to use it and shoot anyone and then brag about being 1337 and say i sniped 59 people on Halo today. A pro sniper waits for that 1 shot, be it a Mger who has hassled the time or a enemy sniper. He doesnt galavant after kills he is there to make sure his team survive. Like a true sniper he doesnt brag, or claim to be uber 1337, he just does his job and carries on
1) He was like a sniper, taking his shot then disapearing in to the darkness
2) Team leader: take out that mg
Newb: I aint gonna do that when i could pick off these 5 easy targets
Pro: ill do it
by Voltare May 16, 2005
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3.
on Ebay, a last minute bidder. They are annoying as you either have to pay 2 pounds more or lose the item
dammit, that 1p CD now costs £3 coz of a sniper
by wonderfool December 03, 2003
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4.
Upon climax of the missionary position the male removes his penis from the vagina and rests it on the "bush", aming for a nostril of choice to ejaculate into. It's a long shot, but it can be done.
I gave her the sniper and she didn't even see it coming.
by Victor Loera August 03, 2006
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5.
A woman's erect nipples seen through her clothing. The verb "to snipe" originated in the 1770s among soldiers in British India in the sense of: “to shoot from a hidden place.” Likewise, while often covered and camouflaged, nipples can take down a target from great distances.
Homey #1: "Say there, Bradly, check out the snipers taking aim at us from across the street!"
Homey #2: "Righteo, mate! That ho' is straight-up nippin!"
by Foqqman October 11, 2007
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6.
a remarkably skilled marksman in real life, or in a video game
1)in the video game scenario, he/she is usually considered "cheap", a "noob", or a coward
(s)he usually pisses off those of the other team by sniping them from halfway across the map from a very covert location.
although (s)he is a threat from far away, one can strafe back and forth to avoid being shot while closing in on his/her location, and if the player gets to close enough to the sniper, the sniper is rendered virtually useless because "unscoped" shots are particularly hard to pull off
2)a sniper may also piss off his teammates, too, by shooting the person the player is sneaking up on, therefore making the sniper a "kill stealer"
*player suddenly drops dead, no visible killer in sight*
Player: god**** snipers!
by BlazeFenix April 09, 2007
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7.
A hockey player who is a very talented goal scorer usually capable of scoring from anywhere on the ice
Alexander Ovechkin is arguably the NHL's deadliest sniper right now; he can score from anywhere!
by joventino October 07, 2007
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