Top Definition
Successfully suppressing or delaying a sneeze so as not to interrupt a conversation, phone call, task or meeting, but feeling cheated because the sinus clearing gratification of a good sneeze never comes.
Jackson calls dawn
Dawn: Hi Jackson
Jackson: How was your day?
(pause)
Jackson: Dawn? ... Dawn You there?

Dawn: Whoa, no, I mean yes... I just stopped a sneeze cuz I couldn't hit the mute button soon enough. Damn, now I can't sneeze, it's like I have sneeze constipation!
by BrianRoxtar June 17, 2011

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