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7.
n. A young girl, usually under the age of 16 and a part of the "hardcore" scene, who aspires to be a slut and/or a whore.
This sneetch keeps offering me head through texts.
by Brandon A. Reid May 17, 2008
 
1.
Of Dr. Seuss fame, a large yellow bird that may or may not have a blue star on it's belly.

Colloquially a person or thing that offends. Can also be an event that pisses you off.
"That no star Sneetch!"

"Dude! Your mom just got sent to Auschwitz!!!"
"Sneetch!"

"Ha ha! I replaced your shampoo with actual poo!"
"You fucking Sneetch!"

"We're gonna be late for the plane!"
"Sneetch!"

"Corrissa wrecked your car"
"That sneetch ass motherfucker!"

"Who's the Sneetch that ate all the popcorn?"
by Invisa-sneetch June 23, 2009
 
2.
A person who thinks that they are better than others because of a meaningless accesorry or slightly different appearance. Suessian.
That sneetch thinks they're hot snot on a silver platter but, they're really just cold boogers on a paper plate.
by Rollo Tomasi January 20, 2005
 
3.
A neezy with too much time on his hands so what he does is sneetch...in other words he informs others of their flaws or the error in their ways. These characters are generally found in ditches, with stitches all over their body inflicted on them by those they sneetched on.
Reisman, Mike Tyson, Weezy, Kim Jong-il, Confucius

"Man, why are your pant legs ripped?"
"Dun Sneetch"

"You can't steal candy from the tuck shop!"
"Alex...dun sneetch"

by DaGRINCH September 03, 2008
 
4.
To gaze lasciviously in such an overtly creepy manner that the target of one's affections (usually decades younger than the lecher) can actually feel the lecher's eyes on her body. Extreme examples of sneetching may include the jingling of change or unnecessary references to San Francisco.
Dude... Sid was completely Sneetching on that blonde at Wawa. You could hear his change jingling clear across the aisle.
by TrainingMuppet August 13, 2009
 
5.
A Sneetch refers to the Dr. Suess story of the star-bellied sneetches. It means someone who is stuck up and think they're better than others due to things such as the way one dresses or other unimportant aspects. It does not refer to a woman's vagina, that would be a SNATCH.
Man, that guy is a total sneetch.

Gee, for what they are, crustpunks are real sneetches.

Watch out! The beaches are crawling with sneetches!
by rrrrennn July 20, 2010
 
6.
A young girl, usually under the age of 16 and a part of the "hardcore" scene, who aspires to be a slut and/or a whore
That sneetch keeps offering me head through texts.
by Brandon A. Reid May 16, 2008