A woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her shaggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.
by Rusty6899 January 07, 2010
I got herpes from another woman. If I have sex with my wife now, she'll leave me. If I leave her though, I'll never get to have sex with her again. What a snatch 22!
by Drew Stewart August 05, 2007