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Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.
Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.

Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type
by AnAngryGerbal May 03, 2011
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1.
Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.
Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!
by xSopuli November 26, 2011
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2.
The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
by Bertha1548 February 27, 2014
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3.
An act in which a male or female licks their partner from the bottom of the snail trail area on the stomach all the way up to the lips as a sexual act.
e.g

guy 1: what were you doing last night dude?
guy 2: i was totally snailing this girl
guy 1: omg no way you snailed her!
by ollieisamong September 11, 2013
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4.
When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful.
"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"

"Jenna let me snail her, I think I love her"

"She's a ride or die bitch, I heard she even into Snailing"
by QWERTYASDFGHZXCVBN September 17, 2012
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5.
Combination of snow and hail. It's too cold to just be hail, but too chunky to be snow
I came home and it looked like it was sn'ailing when I was gone. The grass was all covered in white but it was chunky and fluffy at the same time.
by Jardin79 November 15, 2011
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6.
A really slow moving car leaking out water and/or oil
Nick's snailing car will die before it gets to the body shop.
by Jujurocs May 12, 2008
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