(1) to lick or suck a person's ear as a means of oral intercourse. A fetish.

Similar to shrimping, this word is derived from the snail-shape of the cochlea, found in the inner aural canal.
Offeror: "Hey babe, mind if i go snailing?"

Offeree: "Gross, i'm totally not into french food."

Offeror: "Nah nah; there's no need to buy you dinner first. Just let me tell you a secret."

Offeree: "ooohhhhh."
by jonnysan July 10, 2008
Top Definition
Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.
Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!
by Uneliasmarsu November 26, 2011
The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.
Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!
by Bertha1548 February 27, 2014
Combination of snow and hail. It's too cold to just be hail, but too chunky to be snow
I came home and it looked like it was sn'ailing when I was gone. The grass was all covered in white but it was chunky and fluffy at the same time.
by Jardin79 November 15, 2011
When your horney girlfriend forgets how to be delicate whilst riding your face and unintensionally causes a moment of suffocation. Possibly involves some damaged cartilage.
"Freddy rolled into work on Monday with a spread nose and a smile on his face. Bill said 'What happened to you?' . 'Tina gave me a savage snailing last night. Worth it but'"
by J=star May 13, 2016
An act in which a male or female licks their partner from the bottom of the snail trail area on the stomach all the way up to the lips as a sexual act.
e.g

guy 1: what were you doing last night dude?
guy 2: i was totally snailing this girl
guy 1: omg no way you snailed her!
by ollieisamong September 11, 2013
When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful.
"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"

"Jenna let me snail her, I think I love her"

"She's a ride or die bitch, I heard she even into Snailing"
by QWERTYASDFGHZXCVBN September 17, 2012
A really slow moving car leaking out water and/or oil
Nick's snailing car will die before it gets to the body shop.
by Jujurocs May 12, 2008
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