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1.
A horny ass bitch who takes it up the shnozz by Shmoes.
@1Dude did you see that pornstar?
@2yeah man, she was a real smurfette. I'd do her up the shnozz.

@1 Wow, you are a shmoe.
by Falseeyelashes July 09, 2011
 
2.
fuck a girl in a port o potty and dunk her head in the blue stuff the cum on her head
I was fucking this chick in a port o potty, so I asked if she likes smurfs. she said yeah so i gave her a smurfette, I pushed her head in the toilet and then came on her head.
by O.J.A.M. May 29, 2011
 
3.
That one girl who sleeps with all the guys.
The new kid already hit Smurfette.
by MyBoxHasInternet March 29, 2011