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1.
That one girl who sleeps with all the guys.
The new kid already hit Smurfette.
by MyBoxHasInternet March 29, 2011
 
2.
A horny ass bitch who takes it up the shnozz by Shmoes.
@1Dude did you see that pornstar?
@2yeah man, she was a real smurfette. I'd do her up the shnozz.

@1 Wow, you are a shmoe.
by Falseeyelashes July 09, 2011
 
3.
fuck a girl in a port o potty and dunk her head in the blue stuff the cum on her head
I was fucking this chick in a port o potty, so I asked if she likes smurfs. she said yeah so i gave her a smurfette, I pushed her head in the toilet and then came on her head.
by O.J.A.M. May 29, 2011