Papa Smurf is when you can only finish by smurfing... and then you have to make sure you finish on her chin giving her a white beard aka. Papa Smurf.
"So i was smurfing this delicate little bird and she loved it like Magic Johnson loved dudes"
"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight" - answer "I am going to smurf my booty call within an inch of her life"
"Smurfing isn't a sexual act it is a lifestyle"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it