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is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass! My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.
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| 2. | Smurf Kiss | ||
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A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you. I just got a smurf kiss on my balls... does anyone have any baby wipes?
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