smooth and crunchy together, as in peanut butter.

Definitely not smooth with bits…that is just all kinds of wrong.
by ProperNutty March 7, 2023
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originally used by taco bell to mean smooshy melty crunchy.

A person who is highly perverted and tends to have a way off clinging to people. They are the kind who are likely to stalk somebody or follow them around, especially when they are unwanted. Being a third wheel or being placed in an awkward situation does not bother or discourage them.

Someone who is smunchy may be very creepy and forcefully touch people in a way that they think is funny. When told to stop they will repeatedly ask "why?" because they dont understand what is inapproriate and socially awkward.A person who is smunchy may may also make bad jokes at horrible times.

A person maybe be called the following:
smunchy
a smunch
smunchmeister
smuncharific
Troy is always grabbing my boobs! he is so smunchy!
by missethinkstroysasmunch November 27, 2010
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The female equivalent of "suck my dick". "Smunch my smunchie" basically means to lick my pussy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my dick. use it as an insult or as just something to say!
Male: "suck my dick!"
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"

female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"

*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 12, 2012
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