A Side-mullet, or Smullet for short, is a new and attractive woman's hairstyle that appeals to females of all ages and walks of life.
A Smullet is when one side of a woman's head of hair is cut short (like a lesbian), whilst the other side is left to grow long, unwashed and uncombed for weeks, possibly even months upon end. The resulting hairstyle is expressive, interesting, sexually arousing, and always a great conversation piece. Every girl without one should feel ashamed, and possession of a Smullet has been made law now in some Middle-Eastern and South-Scandinavian areas such as Poland, Baghdad and Australia.
"Hey, check Mindy's new Smullet."
"Wow, nice Smullet."
"Business at the side, party at the other side!"
"Her Smullet really gets me going.."
"the Oscar for best Smullet goes to..."
A subtle mullet recently made popular amongst young males in sydney's inner-west communities. The danger of a subtle mullet (smullet) is that it may not be instantly recognised as one.
1. O'M'God Bro, that's a sikk looking smullet. The chicks are gonna love it!
2. I'm not sure about this haircut .. there's something not quite right about it ... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That mother*&%(#$ gave me a SMULLET!!!
swoopy in the front mullet in the back
Hey did you see Americas Got Talent last night? That one kid had a full on smullet.
the begginings of a mullet when someone grows out their hair, usually in males. though it starts to resemble a mullet at first with long hair in the back, the smullet is in a league of ots own!
That guy has a smullet!
a person who tends to smell badly frequently and fashions their hair in the style of a mullet
"SMULLET! Get some deo!"