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1.
An affectionate term for the noun geek, or used as a verb for being geeking / a loser. No relation to the term smorfing
Kayleigh was being a complete smorf in bed with Robbo, when suddenly her period started.
by Devilish-Ash July 20, 2005
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2.
Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart
On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF
by Emma tha smorf October 13, 2007
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3.
Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart
On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Evelyn (walks in)
Emma: Geez evelyn ur such a friggin SMORF
by Emma tha smorf October 13, 2007
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