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1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.
1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.
by Lucy March 14, 2005
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Your's Truly. The coolest macinist motherfucker on the face of the planet.
What up B?

That's Smoove B to you motherfucker!
by Smoove B March 10, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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