Top Definition
Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.
Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.
by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009

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