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8.
The action of first:
Wiping your finger that has just been wiped around the rim of your butthole and or your crotch sweat, followed by:
Swiping this finger in an unsuspecting friends face.
Nick: Hey josh..

Josh: Yea?

*Nick wipes his hand on Josh's face*

Josh: Why the fuck did that smell like dead asshole?

Nick: Because I just smooped you.

laugh.
by NickPags March 08, 2008
 
1.
Everything and anything, yet so much better. The alpha, the omega. Would be the best possible thing imaginable, but it is far too immense for mortal minds. You must embrace the Smoop, or die. Like God, only much better.
Josh: You smell.

Michael: Fight me.

Josh: Take this!

Michael: *Is protected by Smoop*

Josh: *Implodes*
by SmooppoomS April 26, 2009
 
2.
Smoking and pooping at the same time.
I like to have a nice smoop after dinner.
by homestar85 September 16, 2011
 
3.
An acronym, loosely formed from the phrase "slow-moving people."
"It took me forever to get off the train; the platform was jammed with smoops who were in no hurry to get anywhere."
by Clarity70 July 23, 2006
 
4.
Swiping; the act of swiping with one's large toe.
"I smooped the shit out of that bitch after she put my cat in the freezer."
by Stella Hunt March 29, 2012
 
5.
smooth, mushy, fast acting, fast moving, poop. Generally affects those who have had their gall bladdar removed.
OOPS! Got to go. Damn I wish I hadn't worn those new white capris. I had to smoop and didn't make it!
by upton pinkerton June 09, 2011
 
6.
a smelly poop
Britney Spears: hey justin, where were you?

Justin Timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.
by KoRnMAGGOT December 31, 2009
 
7.
A small extremely cute female duck, who lives in the nook; of which only one exists.
She is the smoop.
by Mr. Snoop December 07, 2008