Top Definition
(1) AKA cigarette smoking man. WGB Spender from the X-files or any similar MIB.

(2) Any anonymous secretive government official.
Never accept a ride in a Crown Victoria from Smokey Guy. If you do FOLLOW HIM INTO THE STORE if he insists you wait in the car while he gets another pack of smoke.
by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

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