"Girls loves Smit"
A girl/woman who takes a long time to get out the door, even if you're just going out to get the mail.
She usually drinks Starbucks like it's water and carries a large purse.
She dreams of marrying a doctor and having two kids, and probably fantasizes about driving around a minivan.
-Oh, she's just a S.M.I.T.
Friend 2: I know! I wish he was just a few years older!