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a bearded legend. this bamf trolls the halls of school like a boss. no child can stand in his way. one glance from him and you've got yourself an A+ in being a total loser because this man's aura will pulsate you into oblivion. Not only is he the most badass history teacher on the planet and knows his shit, but he's also the most badass human being who ever chilled. some compare him to Chuck Norris - I would say that's an understatement
Dude, you know that bamf teacher Smithies? I got him for history this year! FTW

Woah, Im totes jelly. That guy's like Chuck Norris!

LIKE Chuck Norris? Bro, that boss IS Chuck Norris!
by min-minn April 03, 2011
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ow! I've been bitten by a Smithy! Swot it!
by dial-an-exterminator May 13, 2003
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a very bust boy who is very annoying. He is trying his hardest to be jeeves and know everything. hates a circuit and getting dumped by text. not funny
that guy just got smithy'd
by bigphilandjo October 03, 2011
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This is one bad ass, muther fucker. He makes girls ovaries explode, and guys balls bleed. He as the sexually intriguing 'V' smile and tends to laugh at silly thinks.
P1: Hey. We have Smithies for class next?
P2: OMFGWTF!!!!!!!!! My ovaries are gone.
P3: My balls hurt now.
by c0unterfiet March 21, 2011
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I am smithy (see rach) and i am great.
*HaNnAhS sPaIn BuDdY*
by Rachee June 26, 2004
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His rapping is so smithy and sharp, especially, right on with the truth of the matter.
by Smithy1001 May 30, 2014
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MY BeST FRIEND ANd SPAIN BUDDY!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"hey! Smithy!"
"yeah???"
"SPAIN!!!"
"YAY"
"Wheeeeeeeeeee"
by Rocola June 26, 2004
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