Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.
Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.
SHSW Student #1: Okay.