Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"
Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.
Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.
Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?
Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.
Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!
Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!
Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.
"Yes please, but just a smitch."