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3.
type of facial expression that is made while peeing
I was smirfing the entire time!
by JungleWalkin' December 09, 2010
 
1.
When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
by Marshi January 21, 2004
 
2.
To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
by paigezz December 12, 2006
 
4.
noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"
by aemsaxon December 14, 2009
 
5.
(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure
"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
by Ragnar Danneskjöld October 18, 2008