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A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes"; "Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith". Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people. "<friend> is such a Smiff".
Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>? Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.." Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!" |
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An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML. Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance. First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough" First Person: "I know just SMIFF" or There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF |
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How some people say smith. yo what college are you going to?
Johnson C. Smiff |
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To out think or out do. I totally smiffed him during the debate.
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A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy. "Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
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SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP. It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops. "Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about"
"He is the biggest SMIFF I know" |
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(verb) To out think or out do. When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'
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